Sunday, November 26, 2006

This Holy Sunday we continue our Very eBay Apocalypse with the resurrection of the dead. During the Apocalypse, after Jesus returns to Earth, he shall reunite souls with their bodies. That sounds fine...but the longer you've been six feet under, the less of your body there is to reunite with. If you didn't think your high school reunion went well, just imagine how this one will go.